AFP Warns China: Maybe Our Aircraft Are So Stealthy You Can’t Detect Them

Philippine Air Force uncertain if such aircraft are in their inventory or not; says ‘maybe they’re so stealthy even we can’t find them.’

(Manila) Amid rising tensions between the Republic of the Philippines (PHL) and the People’s Republic of China (CHN) over territorial disputes at the Spratly Islands, a high-ranking officer in the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP) warned China yesterday not to underestimate it despite a recent study’s assessment that the AFP is not capable of defending the country from external threats.

The country's Aermacchi S-211s are designated by the PAF as a fighters but have no capacity for air-to-air combat.

“The Chinese seem to think that we present no threat. But they should learn from their own warriors… the NINJA… maybe our aircraft simply possess a level of stealth technology that makes it impossible for the Chinese to detect them.” said Brigadier General Arnulfo Yuson of the AFP Intelligence Security Group.

Ninjas are legendary warriors from Japan (not China) known for their stealth and figure predominantly in Japanese folklore and legend.

A study by The Jamestown Foundation in 2007 placed the AFP as the weakest military in terms of being able to defend the country from external threats. The report specifically cited the inadequacy of the Philippine Navy and Philippine Coastguard but experts in the country have also pointed to the Philippine Air Force’s inability to maintain air superiority within its territory.

Meanwhile the AFP Public Information Office was quick to clarify that Yuson was not speaking in any official capacity.

“We would like to categorically state that we have no stealth aircraft. And reiterate that we have no power armor, super soldiers, mind control projects or anything like that. Please stop making this shit up because this constant rumor-mongering is getting in the way of my angry birds time.” said Colonel Ramon de Juan of the AFP Public Information Office

Earlier today Yuson responded to the AFP Public Information Statement via SMS to the Maligno Sentinel:

“I expected them to say that. If we did have stealth aircraft would we admit it in public? Of course not. A real ninja knows the art of invisibility.”

The Philippine Air Force seems to be the most confused over the issue.

“As of now we are doing an inventory because we are not sure if we do have these stealth aircraft General Yuson is talking about. The primary concern right now is to find these alleged aircraft before people bump into them and hurt themselves. Let’s say it’s classified information for now.” said Major General Benito Gulay of the PAF’s 30th Air Defense Wing.

The PAF currently has no aircraft designated as fighters by international standards.

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42 thoughts on “AFP Warns China: Maybe Our Aircraft Are So Stealthy You Can’t Detect Them

  1. haha, Brigadier General Arnulfo Yuson, you really making me laugh. When I was a child, we talk about this with my friends after watching action movies. General I have a stealth car before, but I lost it in year ago, forgot where I parked it.

  2. Mukang magka kagulatan tayo bigla kapag pasok nila dito. Hehehe! They thought they knew what to expect. What they do not know is we just bought enough time to prepare for them when they strike. Akala ba nila gago at tanga lahat ng Pinoy, sa bayan na ito? Gago sila para isipin yon!

  3. Astig sana kaya lang nawala impact nang ma-mention niyang Chinese ang Ninja. Ang laking pagkakamali! He needs to research that.

  4. nakalimutan ata nila ang mga batallon ng mga taga Capis hhehehehe talagang expert ang mga yun sa pagiging stealth hehehe as a matter of fact till now hindi pa din ma prove ang kanilang existence hahaha china beware!! naiactivate na ang mga mambabarang, maligno at mga aswang hahahaha not to mention si indio at mga diwata!! kasama pa yung mga galing sa eat bulagang mga sireyna!! aber! tingnan natin ang lakas nyo! heheheehe si lito lapid ay nakahanda na din kasama sila rey malonzo, ronnie rickets at jess lapid hahahaha

    1. buhay pa naman si Ramon “Bong” Revilla…. maraming tama nang bala sa katawan buhay pa din pero isang putok lang sa mga kalaban timbuwang lahat nyehehehe.

  5. Sana nga magkaroon na ng real confrontation diyan sa spratlys para malaman ng mga hinayupak na mga tsekwa na ito kung anong klaseng sundalo mga pinoy.

  6. kahit anong meron tau dapat pumalag pa rin ang AFP natin sana sunod sunod na ang mga generals natin na ilabas ang mga saloobin nila!!! hindi ung nagkikit balikat!!!

  7. HAHAHA! LOKOHIN MO ANG LELANG MONG PANOT GENERAL YUSON OF A.F.P. TUMATANDA KNA ATA NANG PAURONG

  8. I think what really General Yuson is pertaining is the HEART OF FILIPINO SOLDIERS, TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM OUR COUNTRY AND COUNTRYMEN. `Try to check and analyze EVERY WORD OF our Philippine Anthem “Lupang Hinirang” and you’ll see why our National Heroes able to fight at all cost PARA SA INANG BAYAN.

  9. Official Japanese-era Tagalog version:(1943)

    Diwa ng Bayan
    Lupang mapalad,
    Na mutya ng silangan;
    Bayang kasuyo,
    Ng sangkalikasan.

    Buhay at yaman,
    Ng kapilipinuhan;
    Kuha’t bawi,
    Sa banyagang kamay.

    Sa iyong langit, bundok,
    batis, dagat na pinalupig;
    Nailibing na ang karimlan,
    Ng kahapong pagtitiis.

    Sakit at luha, hirap,
    Sisa at sumpa sa pagaamis;
    ay wala nang lahat at naligtas,
    Sa ibig manlupit.

    Hayo’t magdiwang lahi kong minamahal,
    Iyong watawat ang siyang tanglaw;
    AT KUNG SAKALING IKAW AY MULING PAGBANTAAN,
    AMING BANGKAY ANG SYANG HAHADALANG.

  10. OK DIN ANG JOKE NIYO HEHEHE…. PERO MAS NATAWA AKO DITO….

    “Please stop making this shit up because this constant rumor-mongering is getting in the way of my angry birds time.” said Colonel Ramon de Juan of the AFP Public Information Office

    LOVE NINYO DIN PALANG MAG ANGRY BIRDS TULAD KO NYEHEHEHE…

  11. I take this seriously because this is no rumor only……. Filipino pilots were missing, Filipino’s trained in the US. How many Filipino’s in the US military. Un penetrable areas in the Philippines with hidden armaments kept and upgraded from time to time. Who knows, the next bomb to destroy China will come from the Philippines. Only few people knows about these secrets even the guys in the Military. Remember, we learned from the past, we should prepare for our future….. We always stand beside our flag and we sing our national anthem… pray for our country…

  12. Lupang hinirang ba kamo. napanood ko sa tv yung mga pinakanta kanya kanyang lyrics eh haha. buti pa yung mga kanta sa videooke alam nila.

  13. “The country’s Aermacchi S-211s are designated by the PAF as a fighters but have no capacity for air-to-air combat.” buti pa talaga angry birds nito. lol

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